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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

Is T-Mobile secretly recording your phone's screen? How to check and turn it off - ZDNET

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

No go.

Uber announces a life-changing new feature - TheStreet

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Eagles star Saquon Barkley stunningly hints he could retire ‘out of nowhere’ - New York Post

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Weekly News Quiz - AARP

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

Pediatric flu deaths surge in Michigan: 'These are children' - The Detroit News

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What is the cause of the UK Riots 2024? What are the motivating factors and driving forces behind them?

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

Column: Having to replace high profile coaches is suddenly common for UVa - CavsCorner: Virginia Cavaliers Football & Basketball Recruiting

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Is it okay if I sleep with my brother without my husband knowing?

Minds and Behinds

No way

Everyone loved it.

Mariska Hargitay Was Accidentally Left Behind at the Scene of the Car Wreck That Killed Her Mom Jayne Mansfield - People.com

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio's Project Century Gets A Strange New Title - GameSpot

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

Nationals’ cornerstones come up big in series-opening win against Padres - The Washington Post

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

What is the experience of wearing a school uniform every day? Do people typically get used to it or dislike it?