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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:50

Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Is T-Mobile secretly recording your phone's screen? How to check and turn it off - ZDNET
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
No go.
Uber announces a life-changing new feature - TheStreet
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Eagles star Saquon Barkley stunningly hints he could retire ‘out of nowhere’ - New York Post
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Pediatric flu deaths surge in Michigan: 'These are children' - The Detroit News
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Is it okay if I sleep with my brother without my husband knowing?
Minds and Behinds
No way
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio's Project Century Gets A Strange New Title - GameSpot
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Nationals’ cornerstones come up big in series-opening win against Padres - The Washington Post
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons